George Ullible has been fascinated by Hooahbears since he was a small boy. His first encounter occurred one night as he was out hiking on a mountain when he was only nine years old. Stepping into a clearing, he came upon a little bear wearing an army helmet and holding a bugle. Startled, the bear looked at him, then turned and shouted, “Hooahbears, Human Bean Alert!”. The little bear started blowing on his bugle (not very well I might add).
Before George could explain that he was just a boy and not a bean, a search light turned on, blinding him. As he was pelted with small hard objects that stung, he heard someone say, “Lie down on the ground with your hands behind your back.” Not wanting to upset a very loud voice that might be attached to a very large person, he proceeded to do so. As he lay there, he could hear what sounded and felt like mice scurrying and scuffling behind him, past him and on him…except they were giggling. He was fairly sure that mice did not giggle. The searchlight turned off, and he sat up. When he could see again, there was no trace of the little bear that he had seen. All that was left were a scattering of little footprints and a pile of shelled peanuts.
This event changed his life forever. He started searching for anything he could find on little bears…”Hooahbears”. And he also started eating peanuts.
Unfortunately for Dr. Ullible, the Hooahbears consider him a big Weed, since he is always trying to put plastic tags and collars on them to track their whereabouts.