Inhabitants of Mount Hooah: Ulysses

ulysses of Mount HooahIt’s time to learn the names of all these creatures that run around Mount Hooah.  First, we’d like to introduce you to Ulysses.

Ulysses is 8 inches (he claims he’s 8 and 1/2 but we all know that was with his shoes on) and 66.72 ounces of pure Hooah.  He can’t run the fastest, climb the highest, or lift the most weight, but everyone agrees he is the best Hooahbear around.  Perhaps it’s because he says he’s the best. He’s the main scout for the Hooahbears, and keeps an eye out for intruders that wander onto Mount Hooah, such as Human Beans and Weeds.   Along with Doug,  his faithful guardbug,  and his peanut gun he defends Mount Hooah to the best of his ability.

Ulysses is said to be a direct descendent and namesake of the famous Ulysses of the Trojan Bear.  It might be noted however, that once again Ulysses is the one saying it.

 

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