Tanks

Another form of transportation for a Hooahbear is the land tank.  Heavily armored, they move slow and steady across all sorts of terrain.  They help to keep the perimeter of Mount Hooah safe, and also function as part of Hooahland Security.  Four Hooahbears at a time can ride on a tank.  The riders have to be wary, however.  At any given moment, the tank can assume evasive action without notice, leading to a total shutdown of the tank.  In his shell, the tank can’t hear a word the four Hooahbears are yelling at them.  This led to the term “deafcon four”.