Ongoing Quackulist research

As a quackulist, Dr. Galen is expected to engage in ongoing scientific research and to publish his findings.  Noted articles include,  “An observational study of the flying ability of Sus scrofa domesticus (which had to be stopped early when a pig fell on him).” and “A randomized double blind controlled trial on Gallus gallus domesticus ability to cross the road (which also had to be stopped early when he ran out of chickens).”  He is often helped in  his endeavors by his two research assistants Alpha and Beta.  As you can see, he is currently engaged in a study to see if bugs have eyelashes.