The quackulance is the Hooahbear rapid emergency transport. At any given time,there is a quackulance ready to respond to an emergency call at any hour of the day. Quackulances have the added benefit of not only being an efficient means of land transport but also work quite well in water rescues. Some might even say too well, since it is very difficult to convince the quackulance to get out of the water once it goes in.
