Transportation: Blackhawk

blackhawk risingWhen you need to get a lot of Hooahbears quickly to another place, one of the best methods is by Blackhawk. Up to 18 Hooahbears can be air lifted  at a time.  They did try to increase the number of Hooahbears that the Blackhawk could carry by having one of the Hooahbears ride in its beak.  Sadly, it did not work very well and they could never find a Hooahbear that would volunteer to repeat the experiment.  A  pilot did suggest perhaps carrying a Hooahbear in a Blackhawk’s claws but this was quickly nixed.

Pilots for the Blackhawk are carefully selected, since they must  navigate the air currents  with a troop of rowdy Hooahbears.  Hooahbears  sometimes forget this is not a commercial flight, as evidenced by refusing to sit in the exit row and demanding their bag of peanuts.  One pilot has found it effective to put the Blackhawk in a nosedive to silence the complainers, although this has the effect of  an increased use of the paper bags located in the pocket of the seat before them.

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