Transportation: The troop carrier

With any army, one problem that always comes up is how to transport the troops.  What good is it to have an army if you can’t get them to the war?  Once again, Hooahbear engineers Continue reading

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Medical: Quackulism

GalenHooahbears have developed their own brand of medicine, quackulism.  Supposedly dating from before the time of Hippocrates, the practitioners or “quackulists”,  have been  among the Hooahbears for centuries.  Quackulism Continue reading

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Guardbugs

Hooahbears have many interactions with other members of the animal kingdom.  One that is of interest is the relation between a Hooahbear and his guardbug.sitting guard bug

A guardbug serves the function of sounding the alarm if intruders are seen.  They also can be used to track down intruders.

A highly trained guardbug can be a great aid to the Hooahbear on duty as he helps guard the perimeter of Mount Hooah.  In return, the Hooahbear provides food (usually a tasty leaf or two) and companionship.  This relationship in nature can be considered symbiotic.

Scientific name is Ursus Minor Alistair and is part of the subfamily Scarabeidae.  This particular guardbug is called Doug.  Extensive research has not unearthed any Hooahbear warriors of that name, so one might be tempted to conclude that the reason for the name was because it rhymed with “bug”.  There have been some references in old texts that Dr. Ullible has unearthed indicating a lost epic poem with the title “The saga of Doug the Bug”.

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The Ruff

A RuffHooahbears have come up with several forms of land transportation.  One of their favorites methods is using a “Ruff”, or what we would call a dog.  We are not sure of the source of the name Ruff.  Perhaps Continue reading

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Hooahbears structure their society as a military hierarchy. Coronel on a stool No one is sure if this was a natural outgrowth of tribal origin or whether they  like to march around on parade grounds and stand at attention for long periods of time. Continue reading

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“Beware of Hooahbears bearing gifts.”

urn with trojan bearThere has been another version of the Homeric epic about the Trojan War locked in a time-sensitive vault.  Fortunately, Dr. Ullible happened to be there at the opening of the vault, and somehow managed to take a look at the epic. Continue reading

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News from Cairo: Further Evidence for the existence of Hooahbears rocks the archeology community.

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Archeologist Tim Buktu was astounded as he and his workers stumbled into an ancient Egyptian tomb, hidden for at least 2,500 years from human eyes. The tomb, thought to be the final resting place of A-kim-bo-tah, a little known pharaoh … Continue reading

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