Monthly Archives: July 2013

Human Beans: Jingle Bean

The Hooahbears have one Human Bean that they study in particular; they call her Jingle Bean.  She is always under observation by the Hooahbears as they can study Bean behavior.  She is the ideal specimen, as she is closer to … Continue reading

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Inhabitants of Mount Hooah: Ulysses

It’s time to learn the names of all these creatures that run around Mount Hooah.  First, we’d like to introduce you to Ulysses. Ulysses is 8 inches (he claims he’s 8 and 1/2 but we all know that was with … Continue reading

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Evidence for Hooahbears at Pompeii Erupts on the Scene

Dr. Ullible continues on his lifelong mission of proving Hooahbears exist.  On a recent trip to Italy, he went to the ruins of Pompeii and to the Villa of Mysteries.  Going off the beaten tourist path, he came upon a … Continue reading

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Surveillance Methods

One of the difficulties of keeping Mount Hooah safe is the Hooahbears must be constantly on the guard for intruders.  The Hooahbears have several methods that they use, including a Mount Hooahland Security team.  They also have tried using long … Continue reading

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Monumental cover up at Mount Rushmore.

Once again, Ullible has managed to get some previously unseen photos from Mount Rushmore, before it was open to the public.  It seems that Roosevelt has a friend at his side.  There are some journals that talk about an unexpected … Continue reading

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Hooahbear Survival Skills

It is important for a Hooahbear to be able to survive under rough conditions, so they are always trying to improve their survival skills.  One of the first skills they learn is to build a fire.  All Hooahbears must show … Continue reading

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An unexpected Hooahbear encounter

Dr. Ullible has just sent in the following photograph taken of a hiker in the Northwestern part of the United States, who got more than he bargained for on this camping trip.  Returning to his campfire, he surprised a Hooahbear … Continue reading

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