Monthly Archives: July 2013

Mount Hooah Inhabitants: Whistle

Any story is better if there is a dog in it.  And this dog is named Whistle.  This is Jingle’s dog, or rather her Dad’s dog, and Jingle is taking care of him while he’s deployed.  Like all dogs, he’s … Continue reading

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Mount Hooah Inhabitants: Sgt. Will

Sgt. Will:  Air division  of Hooahland Security (HLS) Sgt. Will is the most recent addition to HLS and oversees the Air Division.  The Sgt. Recently was dishonorably discharged from the military following an incident where he accidentally tried to eat … Continue reading

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Inhabitants of Mount Hooah: Harry of Hooahland Security

Harry of Hooahland Security:  Land Division   When HLS (Hooahland Security) was putting together its team, they tried to find the fastest, the most dedicated and the smartest member to be the land division.  Two out of three isn’t bad.  … Continue reading

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Scientific Classification

From Linnaeus’ Systema Naturae: Ursus Exercitus parvus “An exceedingly small bear with military bearing  and  helmet.”

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Inhabitants of Mount Hooah: Dan’l

Dan’l also came under the watchful eye of Aesop as he was picking the members of the amphibious division of  Hooahland Security (HLS).  The frog had quite a hopping reputation, and was celebrated for his jumping abilities.  One day, he … Continue reading

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Inhabitants of Mount Hooah: Aesop

Guarding the perimeter of Mount Hooah is always a problem, with Human Beans, Weeds, and other invaders constantly intruding on the Hooahbears.  Following an incident with a particular obnoxious Weed, Hooahland Security, or HSL was formed.  It is made up … Continue reading

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Gallileo and the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Scientists and historians alike have worked hard to prove that Gallileo’s famous experiment with two unlike objects falling at the same speed never happened.  Dr. Ullible was suspicious at how hard they were trying to assure the public that it … Continue reading

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