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Category Archives: Military culture
Military Culture: Camouflage techniques
Hooahbears consider themselves quite the expert in disguises. They actually have camouflage school that every Hooahbear must attend. Taught to blend into their surroundings, a Hooahbear can look like a squirrel, a turtle or a hotdog at a moment’s notice. … Continue reading
Inhabitants of Mount Hooah: Dan’l
Dan’l also came under the watchful eye of Aesop as he was picking the members of the amphibious division of Hooahland Security (HLS). The frog had quite a hopping reputation, and was celebrated for his jumping abilities. One day, he … Continue reading
Posted in Mount Hooah Inhabitants, Security, Uncategorized
Tagged Dan'l, HLS, Hooahland Security
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Inhabitants of Mount Hooah: Aesop
Guarding the perimeter of Mount Hooah is always a problem, with Human Beans, Weeds, and other invaders constantly intruding on the Hooahbears. Following an incident with a particular obnoxious Weed, Hooahland Security, or HSL was formed. It is made up … Continue reading
Posted in Military culture, Mount Hooah Inhabitants, Security, Uncategorized
Tagged Aesop, Hooahland Security, HSL, Windebear Marathon
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Surveillance Methods
One of the difficulties of keeping Mount Hooah safe is the Hooahbears must be constantly on the guard for intruders. The Hooahbears have several methods that they use, including a Mount Hooahland Security team. They also have tried using long … Continue reading
Hooahbear Survival Skills
It is important for a Hooahbear to be able to survive under rough conditions, so they are always trying to improve their survival skills. One of the first skills they learn is to build a fire. All Hooahbears must show … Continue reading
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Tagged fire safety, matches, survival skills
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Guardbugs: Bugged by insect classification
Controversy is raging regarding Doug the Bug’s scientific classification and researchers are coming down on both sides of the argument. Is Doug a bug, or is he an insect? The pro bug group proudly point out that for centuries he … Continue reading