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Hooahbears Celebrate the Fourth of July!

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Drones: What’s all the Buzz?

A recent addition to the military arsenal are the drones.  Hooahbears most commonly use  the drones  for surveillance, making sure that they know the position of any visitor or intruder on Mount Hooah.

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Human Beans

Dr. Ullible had often puzzled about his initial Hooahbear encounter, when he was called a “human bean”.  He knew he didn’t act like a bean, nor did he smell like one (even when he put one up his nose at … Continue reading

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Hooahbears looking for a few good Ruffs

The Hooahbears are constantly looking for dogs or “Ruffs” that they can use for their  cavalry of Ruff Riders.  To become a Ruff Rider is an honor for any dog; They have to be able to run the fastest, turn … Continue reading

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Hooahbear sighting overlooking the Hudson

Photo taken by a tourist who caught a Hooahbear at the ready.  As you can see, they can be rather fierce creatures.

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Habitat: Clompers

Hooahbears tend to live anywhere and in anything; like teenage boys they aren’t very picky.  However, they do prefer to live in shoes and boots, especially army boots.  They call these particular residences “clompers”. The boots are actually quite spacious … Continue reading

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About Dr. Ullible

Say good bye to Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster and say hello to Hooahbears!  Well known cryptozoologist Dr. George Ullible is on a mission to prove once and for all that Hooahbears exist.  Risking his life, he has just … Continue reading

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