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Gallileo and the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Scientists and historians alike have worked hard to prove that Gallileo’s famous experiment with two unlike objects falling at the same speed never happened.  Dr. Ullible was suspicious at how hard they were trying to assure the public that it … Continue reading

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Human Beans: Jingle Bean

The Hooahbears have one Human Bean that they study in particular; they call her Jingle Bean.  She is always under observation by the Hooahbears as they can study Bean behavior.  She is the ideal specimen, as she is closer to … Continue reading

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Surveillance Methods

One of the difficulties of keeping Mount Hooah safe is the Hooahbears must be constantly on the guard for intruders.  The Hooahbears have several methods that they use, including a Mount Hooahland Security team.  They also have tried using long … Continue reading

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Hooahbear Survival Skills

It is important for a Hooahbear to be able to survive under rough conditions, so they are always trying to improve their survival skills.  One of the first skills they learn is to build a fire.  All Hooahbears must show … Continue reading

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An unexpected Hooahbear encounter

Dr. Ullible has just sent in the following photograph taken of a hiker in the Northwestern part of the United States, who got more than he bargained for on this camping trip.  Returning to his campfire, he surprised a Hooahbear … Continue reading

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Biology: diet

  Hooahbears are omnivores, but typically eat a nutritious diet that is more vegan based, consisting of nuts, berries, spinach and snap peas, with an occasional carrot tossed in the mix.  They grow their own food most of the time. … Continue reading

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Guardbugs: Bugged by insect classification

Controversy is raging regarding Doug the Bug’s scientific classification and researchers are coming down on both sides of the argument.  Is Doug a bug, or is he an insect?  The pro bug group proudly point out that for centuries he … Continue reading

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