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Scientific Classification

Posted on July 19, 2013 by admin

From Linnaeus’ Systema Naturae: Ursus Exercitus parvus “An exceedingly small bear with military bearing  and  helmet.”

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Inhabitants of Mount Hooah: Dan’l

Posted on July 18, 2013 by admin

Dan’l also came under the watchful eye of Aesop as he was picking the members of the amphibious division of  Hooahland Security (HLS).  The frog had quite a hopping reputation, and was celebrated for his jumping abilities.  One day, he … Continue reading →

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Inhabitants of Mount Hooah: Aesop

Posted on July 17, 2013 by admin

Guarding the perimeter of Mount Hooah is always a problem, with Human Beans, Weeds, and other invaders constantly intruding on the Hooahbears.  Following an incident with a particular obnoxious Weed, Hooahland Security, or HSL was formed.  It is made up … Continue reading →

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Gallileo and the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Posted on July 16, 2013 by admin

Scientists and historians alike have worked hard to prove that Gallileo’s famous experiment with two unlike objects falling at the same speed never happened.  Dr. Ullible was suspicious at how hard they were trying to assure the public that it … Continue reading →

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Human Beans: Jingle Bean

Posted on July 15, 2013 by admin

The Hooahbears have one Human Bean that they study in particular; they call her Jingle Bean.  She is always under observation by the Hooahbears as they can study Bean behavior.  She is the ideal specimen, as she is closer to … Continue reading →

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Inhabitants of Mount Hooah: Ulysses

Posted on July 14, 2013 by admin

It’s time to learn the names of all these creatures that run around Mount Hooah.  First, we’d like to introduce you to Ulysses. Ulysses is 8 inches (he claims he’s 8 and 1/2 but we all know that was with … Continue reading →

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Evidence for Hooahbears at Pompeii Erupts on the Scene

Posted on July 13, 2013 by admin

Dr. Ullible continues on his lifelong mission of proving Hooahbears exist.  On a recent trip to Italy, he went to the ruins of Pompeii and to the Villa of Mysteries.  Going off the beaten tourist path, he came upon a … Continue reading →

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